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SOD: In Love With Another Man by Jazmine Sullivan

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So this is more like my personal song of the week. Just watch the video and comment, 'cause this joint is a conversation piece, but I'm saying this is a beautiful song, but its still f*cked up.

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Seatbelt Fail

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SOD: Lover's Thing by Ciara ft. The-Dream

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SOD: Wetter by Twista

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Why bother with an umbrella? It's not gonna protect you. Not the slightest.

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SOD: Boom Boom Pow (Remix) by Black Eyed Peas ft. 50 Cent

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Unscripted: Aubrey Graham bka DRAKE

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ASB's favorite artist in 2004. His grandma is a G!

See you on the 16th, Aubs! You know what it is! ;)

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Spotlight on Site: Am I Blocked?

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Today's spotlight on a website is Am I Blocked? LOL. This website allows you to see whether you've been blocked or you're just paranoid. Blocking someone is plain ol' disrespectful and thanks to sites like Am I Blocked? You can catch those phony ass people in the act.

So whether it be a relationship gone bad, a friendship on the edge, or someone simply don't wanna talk to your a$. Search them up on AIM, Yahoo, ICQ, Skype, even social networks. Then make another screen name and call that trifling person OUT. LOL

The staff at All Some Blog do not condone stalking and use of such a site is just that "stalking". However, we do understand that sometimes you just gotta know.

AmIBlocked - Find out if you've been blocked on instant messenger!

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No Homo

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This is hilarious!! Just letting you know there is some foul language so I suggest you don't play this out loud LOL


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SOD: Your Heels by Day 26

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I'm really digging this song right here; I'm sorry we couldn't find a better quality version or a video without some chick bent over, but as soon as something better comes out, we'll replace this, but the song is FIRE nonetheless. By far one of the best songs on the album (I'm not even that big of a fan of Day 26... Here at ASB we often try to figure out how they even have fans, but with this album they may have gotten me).

Check It Out. Give some feedback.

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SLOGAN FAIL

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SOD: Karma by Lloyd Banks ft. Avant

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"I am the one you denied
Pushed me off everytime I tried
But I'm alright
I'm able to swallow my pride
And put all the bullshit to the side
If you ready to ride
I'm down for a one night stand
I'll accept it any way that I can
'Cause I ain't yo man
I'll try for whatever it's worth
Just remember who played who first
."

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I HATE YOU

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I HATE YOU B!TCH

THIS IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF PEOPLE I HATE.
THESE ARE PEOPLE I KNOW, CELEBRITIES, OR RANDOM PEOPLE, BUT WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT I HATE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART, AND AS SUCH I'M GONNA EMBARRASS THEM.

THIS PHOTO IS CURRENTLY TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE, BUT THAT SH!T CAN CHANGE VERY QUICKLY.

KEEP TESTING ME...

...AND I'M DONE!


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SOD: Lay You Down by Terrence Jones

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SOD: Slow by Rico Love

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Case #0001, Crime: Bitchassness

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Here on ASB we will begin to file cases of "Bitchassness" taking place throughout the worldwide web. Our first case comes from a distraught Myspacer.

Case#: 0001
Name: Chacara G. "Mz. Bizzy Body"
Location: Muskogee, OK (bka Boom Cack, OK!)
Charges: Pending
Peep the exclusive EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A:

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

U KNO IM SO TIRED OF ALL THE BULLSHIT HE PUT ME THROUGH YA KNO HE AINT WORTH ALL DIS MAN DIS BITCH NIGGA AINT GOT SHIT TO OFFER A CLASSY ASS BITCH LIKE ME....YA FEEL ME SO IMA JUS LET DIS NIGGA DO WHAT HE DO I'VE LEARNED "NEVA FALL IN LOVE WIT A MAN WHO DON'T LOVE U"..BUT IT'S KOOL I AIN'T TRIPPIN CAUSE HE THE ONE DATS LOSIN IN HIS OWN GAME...SO DNT DO ME HONEY!!!

FUCK YO BITCH ASS ROBERT

We bet you $2 and a Snickers bar Chacara (yes...Chacara) went back to Bitch Ass Robert.

Case CLOSED!



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SOD: Watcha Say by Jason DeRulo

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I LOVE THE SAMPLING!
The hook is from one of my favorite breakup songs, Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap, so I was amused to hear a song that used it.

I'm a lil' salty, 'cause he kinda f*cked up the song, but I'm even more upset that I didn't think of it first... So to the music studio ASAP.

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Where Are They Now?: Houston

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This is the first of the ASB Where Are They Now? So we'll start here.

Does everyone remember Houston from that song, "I Like That" with Chingy's sexy, gay ass [He may be next on Where Are They Now? LOL]? Well I randomly found this video on Youtube of Houston, and damn this sh!t is depressing.

Houston was so cute and vibrant back in the day, but now look at him. I was so close to labeling this a Hot Ghetto Mess, but then its not cool, because of his emotional and psychological issues.

For some history, Houston had a gold album and was on his way to blowing up until during a tour stop in London when he had a breakdown and proceeded to attempt suicide by jumping off the balcony of his hotel while on PCP (aka Angel Dust aka Moon Dust). His people stopped him and restrained him, but then he gouged his own eye out, which now leaves him blind as you will see in the video below. He is now an activist against gang rape and sodomy in prison (particularly unprotected rape).

This is a sad situation, but on a lighter note, he ain't as bad as the dude from Kriss Kross LOL.




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THEY SHOT THEM AFRICAN BOYS Y'ALL

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So Sunday was huge military success for President Obama. You're probably asking what did he do? Did he end the war in Iraq? Did he kill Osama bin Laden? Did he bomb and conquer every nation on Earth and name himself the "Supreme Sovereign of the World Union" with Michelle as Empress Consort of the World?

No... but close...

He ordered those well-trained Navy Seal snipers to shoot three Somali boys who were prolly high on some hallucinogenic drug that the tribal warlords gave them to keep them under control. Mind you, they were in a life raft with no gas and tethered to the American ship, but this was the first military challenge for our President, and those people on TV love him for having them shot dead. According to one pundit, "it showed his strength".

Well the day it becomes strong and great for an American President to kill Africans with no realistic means of escape or defense will be the day I question our definition of strength. That day was Easter.

Its not okay to relish in the death of others, I don't care if their murderers, terrorists, pirates, bucaneers, marauders, or scallywags. The use of lethal force should not be glorified by our media or our government. It should be a matter of necessity only.

With that said... Good Job Obama. I would've done the same thing. (Its just not cool to glorify it).

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/04/13/somalia.rescue.breakdown/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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TIRE FAIL

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SOD: Trick'n by Mullage

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SOD: Candy by the Pack

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"I'M A BIG GIRL NOW!"

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SOD: She's A Keeper by Brutha

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ARE F*CKIN' SERIOUS FAIL?

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Okay this one, I'm calling a fail. 1) Its a mild rewording of Baby Got Back 2) It has women shakin' their asses and 3) Its for kids.

Burger King should officially be ashamed of themselves. This sh!t is a FAIL.



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COMMENTS PLEASE!! (all some desperate)

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We've fixed the technical issue on the blog, and now you can comment on any post.

SO PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS, FEEDBACK, OR CONCERNS.
We here at ASB appreciate all our loyal groupies and fans (especially Goodies' mom). So please leave your comments so we know what you like and don't like. Thanks.

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Movie Review: The Haunting in Connecticut

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So I checked out The Haunting in Connecticut this past weekend, and don't worry I'm not going to spoil the movie for you (we're not that diabolical). However, this unsuspecting film was billed as being based on a true story (so you know I had to see it).

Apparently, this movie was #1 in the box office, and I think its 'cause there hasn't been a horror movie out in awhile (I don't count the new Friday the 13th... some ol' bullsh!t). And I'm a huge fan of horror films*, so I had to hit it up, 'cause it seemed interesting.

*Pet Peeve: Punks - I get so upset by people who say "I hate scary movies!" or "I don't watch that stuff"... Really? My grandma watches horror movies (I guess the civil rights era was scarier than any ghost). Its not REAL!! Its a movie genre meant to screw with our natural fight or flight reaction and its AWESOME. I personally find romantic comedies that make love and courtship seem "simple and clean" to be scary and intimidating (Oh how I wish an okay looking Senator can come sweep me off my feet while I clean rooms at a hotel I couldn't afford to stay at... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7784366.stm) So, next time some punk whines about their fear of horror movies asked them whats worse? Squirming and screaming for an hour and a half or a life filled of unrealistic expectations and failed relationships? AND I'M DONE!

So back to the movie, I went into the film without much expectations, but I was pleasantly amused by the plot and the aloof characters were just waiting to get tore up by some ghost. The plot essentially was a family moves into a haunted house in Connecticut, because the oldest son was suffering with cancer and the drive back and forth between the hospital in CT and their home was too much, so they moved into a home in CT, and they got what they deserved for their impatience. But seriously, this movie was so hilarious it was scary, I recommend you go see it with some cool friends and just be loud and rude, it'll make the movie experience worth it. In general some take aways from the Haunting in CT, white folk like adventures and old homes; that why they always getting haunted by white ghosts (low-cost housing in NYC don't got no ghost, 'cause those ghosts know better than to have they triflin' asses rummaging through our sh*t, plus its too damn loud between sirens and train stops to hear all that creakin' and creepin'). Also, my kids will not be playing hide and seek (read a book/watch some TV LOL).

All in all, we here at ASB give this movie, 3 out of 5 Red Vines.


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SOD: Real Talk By R. Kelly

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"Hol...hold up. Didn't I jus give you money to go get your hair, toes, and nails done da otha day...hmmm?!"

"And next time yo ass get horny, go f*ck one of yo funky ass friends... hell you prolly doing that sh*t anyway... you gonna burn what?
B*tch, I wish you would burn my muthaf*ckin' clothes"

-We just have one question: When is this song coming out on karaoke?!-

"TURN THE F*CKIN' CAMERA OFF!!"

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SOD: I Poke Her Face by Kid Cudi ft. Kanye, Common & Lady Gaga

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THIS SONG IS FIRE!! Because it has two things I love: Lady Gaga and discussion of fellatio.

This song puts no effort into even trying to cover up the topic, which I don't always love (except when Pretty Ricky does it); however, this is actually genius. Common is a little awkward in this, doesn't he have too class to be talking about this, plus the image of him poking Serena Williams' face just popped in my head, and now I'm sick.

Enjoy!


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Life Choice Fail

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This is a huge life choice fail. As you can see we're fans of the not so obvious fails, but this is really some sh*t.

"HE HAS A CAR."

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SOD: Love Rollercoaster by MIMS ft. LeToya Luckett

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SOD: Birthday Sex by Jeremih

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The best form of celebration. Hands down...or handcuffed.
That's how we like it.

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Do you know the Orkin Man?!

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"Why don't I uhhh... place this on your table?"


"Is that Oak?"

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SOD: Knock U Down by Keri Hilson ft. Kanye & Ne-Yo

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Ok, so I'm not usually going to do with the Song of the Day, but I gotta say something about this song. It speaks the truth. Now maybe even discussing this right now will make a lie become a truth, but whatever. Ya boi is in love, but that ain't enough when it seems the forces of the world collude to stop destiny, and there comes a point when every man must fall to the will of gravity, that force that stops us from flying, and yet its been our nature as a people to challenge the forces around us, but I'm not strong enough. This may sound puzzling, but you don't need to know what I mean unless you know what I mean.

This song really speaks to me right now, and Kanye spit this really interesting line:

"How could a god(dess) ask, someone that's only average
For advice
OMG, you listen to that b*tch?
Woe is me
Baby this is tragic
'Cause we had it... we was magic
I was flying, now I'm crashing"

So I'm done, I'll prolly delete this later today; once the emotion has subsided or Goodies erases it for me lol.


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SOD: Why Can't I? by Dante Thomas

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